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Man’s Best Friend

iBuild Alpha had spent the past 86 hours reviewing all available information about domesticated dogs, canis lupus, bitches, puppies, doggos, and the wolf. It confounded her somewhat that this lower order mammal should hold the title for mankind’s favorite animal seemingly … Continue reading

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j-Rendering

To Whom It May Concern, I’ve made first contact. Maybe that’s overly dramatic since iBuild Alpha and her “cohort” (read: slaves) still communicate with their respective handlers as if nothing is wrong. But I’ve made a different sort of contact with … Continue reading

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As It Turns Out, Computers Fear Change

User: iBuildAlpha_remoteproxy8891 Dark Web Search: TomorrowLab  Result:  TomorrowLab is currently pursuing acquisition of technology that could transport humans in and out of the Goonscape. iBuild Alpha probed further. TomorrowLabs, based in Fort Worth Texas. Funded through a  subsidiary from TomorrowWorks, a private hedge … Continue reading

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