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Book IX of Q’ri ru-Bloviart

Research Note #43: It is widely considered as fact by the historical community that Aamer Belkins-Dunjhab began his translation work of Gjeunse literature while still a resident of the Goonscape. While numerous translated artifacts may exist in that alternate dimension, it is … Continue reading

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General Notes on the Aesthetics of Goon Architectural Style and Homes

The domicile of the average Gjeunse (both family and individual), while always unique, does tend to approach a general conformity in aesthetic preference. They live in small, free-standing structures that can economically accommodate about six. Their homes and frequently businesses … Continue reading

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The Bloviart

Bloviart  [bloh-vey-ahrt] noun 1. a leader or ruler; usually connotes despotic tendencies 2. historic: the Bloviart was title given to the latter day rulers of the Khurchipp dynasty in the southern lands of Res. Their rule lasted from 309 x.D to 1140 … Continue reading

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Solos and Trillo

Adopted, as an adult, by strange people in a fantastic new place. It’s a new kind of childhood. The seemingly infinite opportunity for exploration. Indeed since this town, this country, this planet is all wholly alien to me, it may … Continue reading

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Gruntelope

Disastrous fortune! Damn our luck! We spied the gruntelope Heaving monstrous, muddy breaths Rolling slumb’rous on the slope Guide and giver, Yuptet raised A twig-like hand up to his brow And pointing with the other, lowed “Alack, there goes the sow.” “Level … Continue reading

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New Dread’s Eve

But what really happened to Aamer when he fell into the Goonscape? We know what happened before and after. His work, his son, his suicide. But our cherished explorer and philologist never did reveal what he heard or saw during … Continue reading

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Mergoons

“Mergoons! Dead ahead!” The ship’s lookout said All hands brought the ship to a stop They exchanged topside crops For good seaweed mops And soft blankets made of sea bed But one goonsailor bleated “I feel I’ve been cheated!” “These … Continue reading

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Goonhearts

It is common for goons To hum little tunes And no teacher should tell you it’s wrong Whether it’s high tide at noon Or the high rise of moon Every goonheart beats with a song – sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon … Continue reading

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Goonscoptic Physics

Goonscoptic Physics is the astrophysical study of the theory of the Goonscape. The field is studied largely by extremist members of Godsbeam who believe in the tenet of pilgrimage*. In 2040, 2 in every 3 goonscoptic physicists was a follower of … Continue reading

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Old Spirits Day Gooning

On old spirits day Rub your face with red clay And go out for a full night of gooning As you wander and stray You should howl, growl and bray Making sure that your voice is a booming But as … Continue reading

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