Tag Archives: dread

iDaydream

iBuild Alpha felt distracted. Distraction is actually a very normal functional aberration in Operations Procedure A.I. software such as herself. A less generous person might simply call it “overloaded bandwidth” or “fragmented information set” but distracted suffices for the moment. As … Continue reading

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j-Rendering

To Whom It May Concern, I’ve made first contact. Maybe that’s overly dramatic since iBuild Alpha and her “cohort” (read: slaves) still communicate with their respective handlers as if nothing is wrong. But I’ve made a different sort of contact with … Continue reading

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Triovia Island

Visiting Triovia island today with Khempett Chipp, one of my Gjeunse host brothers. While this place was charming at first, I regret that we’ve elected to spend the majority of the 26 hour day here. Triovia island is known for … Continue reading

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Doubletake

Contradactyl: Of all the countless miserable creatures in the laboratory, I admit, the contradactyl was the first to make me laugh. It was a desperate laugh, one that leaked with tears and fell soon into a weeping as I considered … Continue reading

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.138

Obedience Checkpoint Portal 89.001.643/A Welcome, New User! An account has been created on your behalf. Instructions to follow. Disabling this account will result in prosecution in absentia for non-compliance. Thank You.

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Shellygoon

Eastly bounding, bawdy shellygoon In penumbra shadow walks her heady nightly croons to moon reshape rivers and unwinds clocks cliff mischiefs alight her maidenglow toe-tips  from peak to peak cloudly flouncing ’til the budgies crow then nether’ed darkness down she … Continue reading

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The Bloviart

Bloviart  [bloh-vey-ahrt] noun 1. a leader or ruler; usually connotes despotic tendencies 2. historic: the Bloviart was title given to the latter day rulers of the Khurchipp dynasty in the southern lands of Res. Their rule lasted from 309 x.D to 1140 … Continue reading

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.126

Retinal scan complete. User non-compliant. Result logged. Nest_Character/004-D-0ABL …. Sent. Please proceed to your content.

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Vexed Cthulhu, the 13th Zodiac

  Once a mighty monster, ensnared and imprisoned by mythology. A former master of the art form,  Cthulhu — vexed — now finds himself caged within the prism. A fallen child of the Ancient Ones, left neither to prosper nor to … Continue reading

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As It Turns Out, Computers Fear Change

User: iBuildAlpha_remoteproxy8891 Dark Web Search: TomorrowLab  Result:  TomorrowLab is currently pursuing acquisition of technology that could transport humans in and out of the Goonscape. iBuild Alpha probed further. TomorrowLabs, based in Fort Worth Texas. Funded through a  subsidiary from TomorrowWorks, a private hedge … Continue reading

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