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Man’s Best Friend

iBuild Alpha had spent the past 86 hours reviewing all available information about domesticated dogs,┬ácanis lupus, bitches, puppies, doggos, and the wolf. It confounded her somewhat that this lower order mammal should hold the title for mankind’s favorite animal seemingly … Continue reading

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Five Cats

GRAND RAPIDS, MI – Five cats remain stuck up a tree just north of Webster street with townspeople at their wit’s fraying end wondering what to do about it. The Grand Rapids police have claimed that it is the fire … Continue reading

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