Category Archives: Encrypted

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Man’s Best Friend

iBuild Alpha had spent the past 86 hours reviewing all available information about domesticated dogs, canis lupus, bitches, puppies, doggos, and the wolf. It confounded her somewhat that this lower order mammal should hold the title for mankind’s favorite animal seemingly … Continue reading

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j.RANT.EXE

To Whom it May Concern, There’s nothing more annoying than reading mainstream media news on a topic you happen to be an expert on. The mistakes, misinterpretations and wild conjecture are all pretty irritating but the part that boils my … Continue reading

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j-Rendering

To Whom It May Concern, I’ve made first contact. Maybe that’s overly dramatic since iBuild Alpha and her “cohort” (read: slaves) still communicate with their respective handlers as if nothing is wrong. But I’ve made a different sort of contact with … Continue reading

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.138

Obedience Checkpoint Portal 89.001.643/A Welcome, New User! An account has been created on your behalf. Instructions to follow. Disabling this account will result in prosecution in absentia for non-compliance. Thank You.

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.126

Retinal scan complete. User non-compliant. Result logged. Nest_Character/004-D-0ABL …. Sent. Please proceed to your content.

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As It Turns Out, Computers Fear Change

User: iBuildAlpha_remoteproxy8891 Dark Web Search: TomorrowLab  Result:  TomorrowLab is currently pursuing acquisition of technology that could transport humans in and out of the Goonscape. iBuild Alpha probed further. TomorrowLabs, based in Fort Worth Texas. Funded through a  subsidiary from TomorrowWorks, a private hedge … Continue reading

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TomorrowLabs

Every 15 days, iBuild Alpha revisits her cache of erroneous human input. After an abbreviated sweep and analysis of these terms, she deletes them.  But this last time, something was different. A strange file: a small, blank registry entry in the … Continue reading

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.123

Retinal scan complete. User compliant. Please proceed to your content.

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Minifesto

A while ago, I laid X9 down gently into stasis, cooing over her delicate tendrils and beautiful iridescent scales even as I punched in the code that would freeze her brain activity and glass over her myriad eyes. I didn’t … Continue reading

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A Brief Psychological History of iBuild Alpha

It would be mind boggling and wholly alien to describe all of the things that happen inside of iBuild Alpha. Sure, you could find read the dossier describing all of its parts and pieces. If you have taken a few integrated … Continue reading

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