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Bulletin Board Anarchy

The bulletin board is temporarily out of order. Please remove all notices from the board until further notice. i hate this bulletin board! – Rosalind Greenbaum, Comptroller General fuck you! ANARCHY Advertisements

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Etta Whare Shares: Blackened Zucchini with Apricot Gravy

This recipe comes from Etta Whare’s Special 10th Anniversary Edition Cookbook: Grandma Whare Shares. Enjoy this special time of year with an edible blessing from the Whare family!  Apricot Gravy (Prep time: 1 hour –  plan ahead!) Bring 4 cups … Continue reading

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Thought Blockers

Thought Blockers is a new app available from SnapCareer Productions. Thought Blockers lets you filter or password protect any thoughts in your brain that you’ve marked as “Distracting.” Let SnapCareer help you stay focused on being a stand out employee … Continue reading

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Coca-Cola and NASA Reach Agreement

WASHINGTON DC — The National Air and Space Administration and the Coca-Cola Company sealed a deal yesterday that permits Coca-Cola and their affiliates to  advertise on select vehicles and systems. NASA has fallen on hard times in the past 20 … Continue reading

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Chased by Ninjas

Emma Willard claims that yesterday afternoon she was chased down by a pack of ninjas. “There were just so many of them. I could feel my heart in my throat,” 38-year old Willard told local reporters. She explained that she was … Continue reading

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Etta Whare Shares: Vloat Goat Roast + Repast

A traditional vloat goat roast is prepared with the creature’s concomitant fresh spring grasses or honeyed flowers. These floral delights cut the sharp grainy taste of this nutritiously lean meat. Instructions: Lay a layer of tinfoil down in a stone … Continue reading

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L.M., LLC’s Product Feed Digest

 Laney Moon LLC has the newest and most exciting products for today’s busy, sophisticated woman. This holiday season, we have a special curated list of our favorite seasonal products, put together with some pep for fun reading by Rebekkeh Jones of … Continue reading

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Local Pet Show

Julie Mauden and her daughter Carol present the 5th annual Community Pet Show! This year the Pet Show will be held the Saturday before Christmas at Lucky Dog Boutique on Chilton Boulevard. Contest Schedule 9:30 a.m.  Opening Ceremony with continental … Continue reading

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World Champion Nose Picking

GLAVEN MN – David Fandow, the 2028 bronze medalist for world champion nose picking, was pronounced dead at 1:14 a.m. at Soldier Brook Hospital. His mother told the press, “He was obsessed with his training. Since he was a little … Continue reading

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Fat Tabby Down for Maintenance

BOSTON MA – On Thursday evening around 5 p.m. the Fat Tabby Bar & Grill went down for approximately 31 minutes in the middle of their happy hour trivia night. Monica Drescher was one of the forty or so disgruntled … Continue reading

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