Monthly Archives: November 2016

Obedience Test 1.005.8897.126

Retinal scan complete. User non-compliant. Result logged. Nest_Character/004-D-0ABL …. Sent. Please proceed to your content. Advertisements

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Vexed Cthulhu, the 13th Zodiac

  Once a mighty monster, ensnared and imprisoned by mythology. A former master of the art form,  Cthulhu — vexed — now finds himself caged within the prism. A fallen child of the Ancient Ones, left neither to prosper nor to … Continue reading

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As It Turns Out, Computers Fear Change

User: iBuildAlpha_remoteproxy8891 Dark Web Search: TomorrowLab  Result:  TomorrowLab is currently pursuing acquisition of technology that could transport humans in and out of the Goonscape. iBuild Alpha probed further. TomorrowLabs, based in Fort Worth Texas. Funded through a  subsidiary from TomorrowWorks, a private hedge … Continue reading

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TomorrowLabs

Every 15 days, iBuild Alpha revisits her cache of erroneous human input. After an abbreviated sweep and analysis of these terms, she deletes them.  But this last time, something was different. A strange file: a small, blank registry entry in the … Continue reading

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Solos and Trillo

Adopted, as an adult, by strange people in a fantastic new place. It’s a new kind of childhood. The seemingly infinite opportunity for exploration. Indeed since this town, this country, this planet is all wholly alien to me, it may … Continue reading

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Obedience Test 1.005.8897.123

Retinal scan complete. User compliant. Please proceed to your content.

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One Hand Clapping

(TOLEDO, OH) The Speculative News Network reports today that the Speculative News Network has exceeded its revenue targets for the third quarter. Since the network’s financial records are not public it is difficult to say if this is accurate reporting … Continue reading

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Gruntelope

Disastrous fortune! Damn our luck! We spied the gruntelope Heaving monstrous, muddy breaths Rolling slumb’rous on the slope Guide and giver, Yuptet raised A twig-like hand up to his brow And pointing with the other, lowed “Alack, there goes the sow.” “Level … Continue reading

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A Gift Still Wrapped

There is no wider space than silence. It is a gift still wrapped, a fantasy undefined, a gravity well of possibilities. Words disturb the tranquil perfection.

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That Can’t Be Right

“But that can’t be right,” protested young Heppmurt to the monk. “There must be a logical and correct course of action.” The monk was perched on his favorite boulder, smiling broadly, wetness standing out at the corners of his eyes. … Continue reading

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