Epilogue

Welcome to the end of x9dread. I'm glad you could make it. Though this wordpress is no longer updating, I am in the process of transmogrifying many of its elements and characters into a novel. Maybe someday it'll get published and you'll find it in a bookstore. Wouldn't that be delightful and unexpected? If you …

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Books in a Landfill

GAVIN, ND -- This Thursday morning at 4:28 AM books from the Kraft-Loveworks megadump were agitated into a landslide that overtook the small town of Gavin. The books are in a far state of decay and have deposited a layer of rotting material over the entire neighborhood. The megadump was formed by libraries in 11 …

Mergoons

"Mergoons! Dead ahead!" The ship's lookout said All hands brought the ship to a stop They exchanged topside crops For good seaweed mops And soft blankets made of sea bed But one goonsailor bleated "I feel I've been cheated!" "These blankets are covered in slime!" His mates said, "Don't whine" Be more careful next time!" …