New Goonyear

As your calendar starts to go sheer* Don't let your face go all a-sneer You've grown a bit older So climb a new boulder Can you see an approaching new year? *Gooncalendars are made of translucent materials (plastics, sheer paper products, woven fabrics, etc) and the peeling of months results in new shades. There are …

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Superman Pencil Gone Missing

Vivian, Maybe we can try and find out who took my superman pencil? It's kind of my younger brother's and he really likes it but I borrowed it and then I lost it LIKE AN IDIOT. It's been missing for like A WEEK. He even tattled and told my mom. I don't think she was …

iPatch

The iPatch 1.0 was Apple's compatibility patch released in 2030 for all non-apple technology. The iPatch was a three pronged approach to simplifying the chaotic proliferation of personalized digital technology.  The three major components of iPatch 1.0, Phase I were: 1. Install the compatibility application iWork on all devices feeding into SkyHook. 2. Sync all …

The Goonscape

The Goonscape is a sympathetic history that exists just beyond the Known Universe. There is no known way of contacting the inhabitants of the Goonscape directly. Its existence has been discovered only through those objects that have fallen out of the Goonscape and into the Known Universe. The best theory for how artifacts transmit from …