Monthly Archives: December 2012

New Goonyear

As your calendar starts to go sheer* Don’t let your face go all a-sneer You’ve grown a bit older So climb a new boulder Can you see an approaching new year? *Gooncalendars are made of translucent materials (plastics, sheer paper … Continue reading

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Superman Pencil Gone Missing

Vivian, Maybe we can try and find out who took my superman pencil? It’s kind of my younger brother’s and he really likes it but I borrowed it and then I lost it LIKE AN IDIOT. It’s been missing for … Continue reading

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iPatch

The iPatch 1.0 was Apple’s compatibility patch released in 2030 for all non-apple technology. The iPatch was a three pronged approach to simplifying the chaotic proliferation of personalized digital technology.  The three major components of iPatch 1.0, Phase I were: … Continue reading

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Vivian was suuuuper busy with volley ball

Dear Grape Juice, OMG I’m SOOOOO sorry I haven’t been writing in the detective log. I SWEAR I’ve been checking it like every other day or so but I didn’t know what to write! I thought the trail had gone … Continue reading

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The Goonscape

The Goonscape is a sympathetic history that exists just beyond the known universe. There is no known way of contacting the inhabitants of the Goonscape directly. Its existence has been discovered through those objects that have fallen out of the … Continue reading

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G: Case closed

Vivian, You will not believe this. I SOLVED OUR MYSTERY. So I was stranded after school 2 days ago because I was at a marching band meeting because we’re all going to DC in the spring. But then my mom … Continue reading

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Goon Cultures: Yhomtoppa Goons

Yhomtoppa goons live in a Guldwoh desert oasis called Yhomtoppa. As a culture the Yhomtoppa are a secluded people. They do not have much interaction with other gooncultures or goongovernments. This is probably due to the fact that they use butterflies as … Continue reading

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Etta Whare Shares: Vloat Goat Roast + Repast

A traditional vloat goat roast is prepared with the creature’s concomitant fresh spring grasses or honeyed flowers. These floral delights cut the sharp grainy taste of this nutritiously lean meat. Instructions: Lay a layer of tinfoil down in a stone … Continue reading

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L.M., LLC’s Product Feed Digest

 Laney Moon LLC has the newest and most exciting products for today’s busy, sophisticated woman. This holiday season, we have a special curated list of our favorite seasonal products, put together with some pep for fun reading by Rebekkeh Jones of … Continue reading

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Local Pet Show

Julie Mauden and her daughter Carol present the 5th annual Community Pet Show! This year the Pet Show will be held the Saturday before Christmas at Lucky Dog Boutique on Chilton Boulevard. Contest Schedule 9:30 a.m.  Opening Ceremony with continental … Continue reading

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