You should do something crazy so people will be scared of you.

Dear Christopher,
What happened to your hair?
Love,
Sammy

Sammy–
We ran into Billy Braddish and his toads in the woods behind Foster’s ice cream. They cut it off with his switch knife.
–Christopher

Dear Christopher,
I’m sorry.
Love,
Sammy

Sammy–
It’s okay. I think I look cooler this way. Maybe now people will think I’m crazy and be scared of me.
— Christopher

Dear Christopher,
You should do something crazy while you’re hair is still like that. Let’s plan something at my house tonight. I think my mom bought you black graphite pencils because you were so interested in hers. Act surprised.
Love,
Sammy

Dear Christopher,
Sorry. That was all my fault. Mrs. Ramsey is such a bitch. Come over my house tonight. My mom has something for you.
Love,
Sammy

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