Monthly Archives: November 2012

High Fidelity Castro: Dim Son

Word bombs to the hip hoppers! Have you guys heard this crazy shit about Dim Son? Hip hop artist Dim Son  has had his face permanently blurred  and voice distorted through surgery. He says it’s to get “the ultimate usage … Continue reading

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Vivian says it’s “URGENT”

~*~*~*URGENT*~*~*~ Dear Grape Juice, I got another clue from “G” today! I left it in the desk this time so you can read it too. How GROSS is this? I wish I had kept the other two notes so I … Continue reading

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Hungry dogs

We are heading north. The dogs are no longer fresh but they continue to stave off exhaustion. We are more than half way and there is still meat for them. They relish it. They look at me as they eat it, … Continue reading

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Liquid Burger Closing Nationwide

Gerald Kelura, President and founder of Liquid Burger has announced that he will be shutting the doors of all Liquid Burgers nationwide in these next few weeks. He also issued a formal apology reprinted here courtesy of GoBoingo Biz Feed: … Continue reading

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Visionary Prairie Dog: Mourning Soup

Today at 5:29am, Visionary Prairie Dog tweeted: “Mourning soup welcomes. Give over your spacious left ! overs understand understand under?stand. Messy with g>(reat big balls of firestorm. Necessary gl&ib et al,” High Priest Reverend Barkley interpretes: A good meal shall … Continue reading

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SKIMposium with Nina Harlow at June Bug Salon

Tonight only! You are invited to a SKIMposium with Nina Harlow, aesthetician and beauty expert. She will be debuting her amazing new technique for shedding those last few pesky pounds! She calls it Skim-Posing (c)! Skim-Posing (c) is an adipose-skimming … Continue reading

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The Oracle

‘The Oracle’ is the nickname given to the blog Sweaty Pony Weekly Check-Ups written in 2012 by Patricia Swiss and Nancy Nataglia. It ran from September 2012 to December 2017, updating bi-weekly. The content of The Oracle was a melange of satirical postings … Continue reading

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Mrs. Ramsey’s antlers

Dear Christopher, I’m bored. Love, Sammy Sammy– I know. This class sucks. Sometimes I just try to imagine that Mrs. Ramsey has antlers. –Christopher Dear Christopher, A booger literally shot out of my nose when I read that. Can you … Continue reading

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Goonberry pies

Goonberry pies Don’t taste very nice If you like pastries that are fruity or sweet They’re made with a spice That can only entice Goonuncles who eat with their feet But when goonmother makes Yucky goonberry cakes Be a well-behaved, … Continue reading

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Vivian and Grape Juice team up

Dear G & Grape Juice, @ Grape Juice. Who says I’m uptight? I’m not uptight! Sorry I called you Grape Juice if you didn’t want to be called Grape Juice but you should keep in mind that teasing other people … Continue reading

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