Were sent to the moon
As part of a triptych mission
But one afternoon
The ship’s core ballooned
And they underwent nuclear fission
– sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon Scrolls which were discovered in 1966 along the Côte Sauvage, Poitou-Charentes in France. Translated from Goonspeak to English by Aamer Belkins-Dunjhab.