Monthly Archives: October 2012

Exxon-Mobile’s Space Rocks Blown Away by Glam Rock Star

A dimly lit glam rock star exploded suddenly last Wednesday, destroying a small parsec of space, including a dense cluster small planets that were recently claimed by Exxon-Mobile. “Exxon-Mobile is very proud and willing to stay current with the most … Continue reading

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Goon-O-vision

The Goon-O-vision goggles are sold at a store near you The Goon-O-vision boggles your world will look brand new The Goon-O-vision toggles between Fear and Red and Stink your Goon-O-vision oggles all so queer, you’ll never blink Goon-O-vision goggles $39.99 … Continue reading

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Weird letters in my desk?

Excuse me but who keeps leaving all of these notes in my desk? I sit here during 4th period A.P. Algebra on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Does anyone else sitting at this desk read these notes or is it just … Continue reading

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The mans in leather hat has me securely by the balls.

You want I should make more off effert not to eat alll of the cheezits in my pockets but I tell you with full force that this is not of my decision. I am made to eat of the cheezits … Continue reading

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9 Times out of 10

see: Always (rhetoric).

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Punk-ska 1991-2000’s Top 5

Quick side note: I have finally set a Google alert so that the next time Boban Markovic is trending on Twitter, I will be ready.  No more of this coattails bullshit. Okay so, starting at the bottom, top five most … Continue reading

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Come with me.

Sammy– I’m going to try and escape school after gym. Start braiding your hair if you want to come with me. — Christopher

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Tree Goons

The tree topper goons Make the gooiest foods Their chews are all suction and smack So now, tree bottom goons Make the gooiest rudes They throw insults that drip down your back – sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon Scrolls which were … Continue reading

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Calendar Saturation Disorder

Calendar Saturation Disorder (CSD) is a newly recognized disorder by the American Psychological Association. The first diagnosed patient was Jin Xiou-Bu in Hong Kong, China in 2010. Common symptoms of CDS include anxiety, insomnia, binge eating, high blood pressure, and … Continue reading

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Dear Phillip

when you spiled my yogerrt on me it made me feel really bad and it stained my clothes. i wish you hadnt don it becouse i KNOW my mom is going to be sour . i hope you know now how much … Continue reading

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